the cinderegg is easily amused

I HEART CORNY JOKES. this has been the case for as long as i can remember, but it's been a sort of rediscovered thing as of late. the following two i heard in the past month or two sparked the flame:

q1: what kind of bees make honey?
a1: honeybees! [no, it's not supposed to be funny]
q2: what kind of bees make milk?
[this is where people usually answer hesitantly, "...milk...bees?" and you tell them, NO, it's...]
a2: BOOBIES!

[for mandarin speakers]
q: what did the chinese pepper say to the mexican pepper?
a: "will you be my hao-le-peng-you?" [as in... jalapeno.]

AND THEN i discovered this site the other day: [http://www.alltooflat.com/funny/jokes/jokes.php?viewj=1]. i have since been subjecting my housemates to my renewed passion.

i found my old top favorites from high school:

q: what do you call a cow with no legs?
a: ground beef!

q: what's brown and sticky?
a: a stick!

q: what's brown and sounds like a bell?
a: DUNG!

did you hear about the new pirate movie? it's rated AAARRRRGGHH!

and then i found some new ones:

q: why are cows always happy?
a: because for cows, every day is a field day!

q: what do you call a blind deer?
a: no i deer.

q: what do you call a blind deer with no legs?
a: still no i deer.

q: what's orange and sounds like a parrot?
a: a carrot.

q: what did the fish say when he ran into a wall?
a: dam.

two hats are sitting on a rack. one turns to the other and says, "you stay here, i'm going on ahead."

as a mark of how much i love these corny jokes and how totally cool i am, i usually start laughing before my listener does. suffice it to say, there has been a lot of leg-slapping and eye-rolling lately. i think it's already gotten to the point where daphne is slightly afraid when i approach her with a question. and i haven't even browsed through all of the jokes on the site yet.

hyuk hyuk hyuk :D :D :D